More puns

1. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

2. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

3. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

4. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

5. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

6. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

7. A backward poet writes inverse.

8. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

9. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

10. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.