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There's no real reason why anyone could quess where this is, but it does somehow look a bit familiar.

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This is a replica, the original being replaced by the Tennyson Monument. Good place to light a fire?

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Answers to Photo Quiz No.19.

No surprise here , this is Denis, ready to go safely shopping

 Mary, resting in the churchyard of the 12/13th century St Lawrence Old Church

near Ventnor Isle of Wight. We had walked from the Ventnor Botanical Gardens on one of our

exploration days during our holiday week in 2019.

1. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

2. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

3. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

4. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

5. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

6. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

7. A backward poet writes inverse.

8. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

9. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

10. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

Bit scary, but who is behind this mask?

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No mask involved, but who is having a contemplation - or even a quick snooze?

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Answers to Quiz Photos No.18

These are the holiday girls of 2008 enjoying Bergerac in France.

These 2 reluctant walkers are in Cocking, sculptures by Philip Jackson CVO, Deputy Lieutenat of West Sussex.

 It's a Bank Holiday - no work today so why not go and see this amazing field.

  Some of you have already been here this year (including the kind photographer who sent this in), but it's not too late.

This field next to Terwick Church is still a riot of colour - click here:-  Lupins at Terwick

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of Maths disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.